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Who's Fooling Who Here?

So, on Monday we unveiled our big new product launch... a duo of dictators, featuring Putin and Kim Jong Un Action Figures. Mind you, it wasn't just any old Monday. It was Monday, April 1.

You see where this is headed, right? Those who made it to the very end of the (oddly obtuse) purchase process were hit with the the following message: 

"GOTCHA 😜 HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!!!"

But our fans - never ones to take things lying down - pulled a little April Fool's judo on us and started filling up the reviews section on our imaginary product page with the most hilariously animated/disgruntled/enthusiastic reviews we've ever seen.

Rather than tell you, we're just gonna show you. We've embedded the actual reviews down below for your enjoyment.

You'll notice there's a strong recurrent theme...

It seems like people really want us to make these guys. 

HMMMMM... 🤔

61 comments

  • I mean, heck. Why not just go all out and make a Hitler figure?

    Cheryl on

  • Me too! I’ve been dreaming of the abuse they deserve. So cathartic!

    Lynn on

  • I want a Putin action figure! No, really, you folks need to make these. I want to lock Putin up with Trump. I’ll put them in a little cage together and they can live miserably ever after on my bookshelf. No Kim Jong Un – despicable as he is, he is too funny-looking for me to want around, but make him anyway.

    Claudia on

  • Omg I really really need them. Pukin should be in some type of jumpsuit. and As for The short spoiled man child Un needs to have a pacifier in his mouth (no him to in a jumpsuit. both going to the Hague.). I think some of the proceeds can go to Ukraine 🇺🇦. Especially now. Please 🙏🏽 I am begging you all to make it. It's the best. Then there are so many others you can make for this collection. Thanks for taking the time to read this.

    Karen on

  • Oh definitely, we need a Xi Jinping! China is second only to US in power and wealth.
    Xi and Putin… Although, can you make Putin's head detachable? I want to push him
    out a high window, and have his head fall off. Over and over. 😌

    Your Kim is astonishingly accurate! It's sheer perfection!! You 100 captured his unique fashion style.
    You could send him one of his action figures… Then he'll buy thousands to give as gifts!
    You'd make bank!

    Going forward, maybe we could have the great martyr Alexei Navalny?
    I'd build a little shrine for him.

    DeeDee on

  • Although I have been tricked
    These guys I have picked
    Upon my shelf they will
    be…sticked?

    James on

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